A love letter of silicone proportions

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Dear Silicone,
Wow! We sure have come a long way. I remember when all you were used for was helping me cook in the kitchen. You have always made such a great spatula. You also always do a great job as a caulk or sealant so I know that I could trust you with anything.
This is why I decided to share my life with you in the form of implants. As soon as the ban was lifted from silicone breast implants I raced to get them done. They have been such a pleasure and I knew that I wanted more. So I was so pleased to hear that I can now get silicone lip implants.
You know, Silicone, I’ve been getting lip injections for so many years now, and they just haven’t been giving me the results that I desire. Each time I look in the mirror, I’m saddened by what I see. I mean I’m a size four, my breasts are huge and my most recent face lift was a success, but I just can’t help but want more. I mean, at 35 years old, I still have a fair share of competition.
So I made an appointment yesterday to get the lip implants. I look forward to seeing amazing results.

Sincerely,

P.S. I look forward to the day when I can also receive butt, elbow, nose, arm, leg, knee and toe silicone implants too!!

andrea @ May 13, 2009